LOLgorithms #1 | Today’s algorithm: study a bit, roast yourself a lot 🤖
We know you've been working hard, so the Adaanist Team put together something to brighten your day. 😄
Adaanist Team
June 16, 2025
In partnership with
🤖 LOLgorithms by Adaanist
Our algorithm? 30% study, 70% self-roast.
😂 LOLgorithm of the Day
At this point, I’m applying for anything that pays.
Just got an interview to be a pilot.
I’ve never flown a real plane…
But I did crash 12 times in Microsoft Flight Simulator and cried during Top Gun: Maverick.
Wish me luck. Or a parachute. Or someone cool enough to write my eulogy.
✈️💀🪂
📸 Meme of the Day
“We believe in potential, not experience.”
Apply today. Cry later.
📚 Wait… What’s a eulogy?
Let’s learn something while we laugh.
Eulogy (noun):
A speech or piece of writing that praises someone who has died, usually delivered at their funeral.
So when we say “someone cool enough to write my eulogy,” we mean:
👉 “If this goes horribly wrong, I at least want a classy funeral write-up.” 😅
Now you know. And now you’ll never forget.
Stay funny. Stay smart. Stay slightly unhinged (but in a productive way). And chase greatness..
- The Adaanist Team 🤖
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